NEW YORK, NY.- A typical Hollywood charity auction, such as the Baby2Baby Gala, might consist of beauty sessions with sought-after dermatologists, autographed books and set memorabilia, and the occasional 5-minute photo op. It might also be closed to the public, available only to those connected individuals who can afford to bid richly.
The charity auction organized by The Union Solidarity Coalition, a group of writers and directors who came together this year to help crew members affected by the Writers Guild of America strike, is trying something different: It offers dozens of quirky experiences, many featuring hidden talents of celebrities that have little to nothing to do with their current career paths. (For example: Oppenheimer actor David Krumholtz has pledged to donate a three-song Zoom serenade to the highest bidder.)
The strike, now in its fourth month, has left writers and crews without paychecks and health care coverage. All net proceeds from the TUSC charity auction will go to the Motion Picture & Television Funds crew health care fund. Qualifying crew members (those with less than $10,000 in assets) can enroll for a $350 grant, which depending on their income can help cover most if not all of their monthly insurance costs.
Right now the WGA is on strike, and SAG [the Screen Actors Guild] is on strike. At the end of the day were going to get a better contract thats going to give us different levels of money, said actor and comedian Paul Scheer, who donated a meet-and-greet for his popular podcast How Did This Get Made? But the crew members who are not negotiating with us because theyre on a different cycle theyre just losing work and theres no benefit there.
Many of the listings have bids of thousands of dollars. Writer and actor Lena Dunham will come to your home and paint a mural, provided that home is in Los Angeles, New York or London. That item is currently going for $5,100. I really hope whoever wins my mural is prepared to give me a lot of coffee, tell me about their life in detail so I can translate that into colors and shapes and that it can be its own new bonding experience, Dunham said in an email.
John Lithgow, the Emmy- and Golden Globe-winning actor who donated an original watercolor dog painting, said hed painted numerous pet portraits for other silent auctions. I was going to be an artist until I heard too much applause, and then I became an actor, he joked.
The set crews, he said, work harder than we do: Theyre two hours before we arrive and they leave an hour or two after were finished, and they dont have a trailer to retire to 20 times a day.
The auction, which started Wednesday and runs for 10 days, is one of the many ways in which the members of TUSC have tried to help their projects crew members stave off financial hardship. In July, the group organized a fundraiser in Los Angeles featuring a performance by the band Fishbone, which, coupled with another small celebrity auction on the website Give Butter, raised $315,000.
TUSC is a scrappy, very democratic organization with no hierarchy and nobody in charge, said writer and producer Liz Benjamin, whose credits include Dead to Me, Bridgerton and The Black List.
Benjamin, actress and filmmaker Amy Seimetz, writer Aviva Yael and filmmaker Moira Fett have been helping to plan, organize and advertise the auction, courting celebrity contributions and working with Matchfire, an auction management service, to get each item up and running.
Other items and experiences up for bidding include having Lithgow paint a watercolor of your dog, a half-hour visual story basics lesson from Dunham and Spike Jonze, and an in-person dinner with Mr. Show creators David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, which is currently going for more than $9,000. I cannot believe how unique and special each item is, Benjamin said.
Benjamin said TUSC is planning to continue to add listings in the coming days, including an online experience with actress Nicole Kidman and director Lulu Wang, and the chance to play 30 minutes of online Mortal Kombat I with Hollywood couple Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon.
Having the auction be uncharacteristically open to the public is part of TUSCs marketing strategy. The fan base of a Brit Marling sweatshirt goes so far beyond people who work in Hollywood, director Susanna Fogel said. Theyre probably just big fans of the show who live anywhere, and now they can have access to information about what our workforce is striking for.
As with anything celebrity related, the listings come with plenty of fine print: The winner may invite up to two additional friends and the session can be recorded but please no questions about personal lives, reads the listing for Dunham and Jonzes master class.
Respect for talent and their staff will be expected at all times, all of the listings warn. Inappropriate behavior or solicitation for personal gain by the winner could result in the immediate conclusion of the experience with no refund. The talent has the right to end the experience at any time, for any reason, with no refund. A background check for the winner may be required. Bidders willing to spend more than $2,000 must also undergo a prequalification process run by Matchfire.
Of course, the auction has spawned plenty of reactions (and memes); some featured Photoshopped listings people wished would be auctioned off.
Even the TUSC members participating in the auction have their own dream listings. I know that I suggested this: Would Nicole Kidman walk through an AMC theater with someone? Scheer said, referring to Kidmans widely beloved (and oft-imitated) AMC movie monologue. And maybe well get her to do it. But if you could walk through that theater and just take a couple pictures with her thats a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
In its first 48 hours, and the auction had raised more than $93,000. Our goal was $150,000, Benjamin said. I think were going to go well past that.
This article originally appeared in
The New York Times.